Spam Haiku

Every day, a barrage of spam is launched at the Xasáuan Today comment sections and, every day, the WordPress spam filters block those comments with an amazing degree of accuracy. While most spam is depressingly boring and predictable, some spammers, in their attempt to craft a message that the filter might mistake for a real comment, end up (often with the help of automatic translation) transcending their mercenary purpose and creating texts of extraordinary vision and power. Haiku-like in brevity, and enigmatic as koans, these gems deserve to be preserved and appreciated.

And that’s just what we’re going to do. From now on, this page will be the home of the best spam messages we receive ….

Received June 21, 2009:

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Received June 22, 2009:

Very very informative and useful article. Yes, nowadays such important problems are existed. In fact in these countries exist different programs, but they not so developed. I think the government of these countries must pay more attention to such themes.

Received June 23, 2009:

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Received June 25, 2009:

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Received July 6, 2009:

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Received July 8, 2009:

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Received July 12, 2009:

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